+benjamin-hall

sugar-pil:

Naw, I don’t think it’s possible ta look like ya got hit upside the head with an ugly stick with a voice like yers. But I am tryna see if yer a disgustin’ animal boy like so many a’ the men out here are.

Hmmmmmm~ alright, here yer hint: I’m near a cactus ;o

So you mean that in a badway? Well you never know, my main aim in life is to get people and myself via the radio, so.

you are so not helpful.

+benjamin-hall

sugar-pil:

Depennnnnnds on how much I like you off tha radio, MISTER Hall. 

That’s it i ain’t movin’ now. You gotta come find me ;+D

Ohhh so you’re trying to see if I’m an uggo, huh? Thanks

Agh, you’re not being helpful, don’t I get a clue?

+benjamin-hall

sugar-pil:

benjamin-hall:

You wanna see or you wanna see me?

Heh, whatever you say baby

//hums// well that’ll jus’ depend, darlin’. 

Anyway stop all this talkin’ and tell me when I can come see you, huh?

On what

I need specifics, lady.

Q

madame-attaris asked:

Hey, I know that voice! How've you been, Juvie? Happy to see your mouth hasn't already gotten you ghosted <3

A

madame-attaris:

benjamin-hall:

Why would it get me ghosted? Most it gets me is people giving me weird looks or having to tongue at their junk and I don’t mind thaaaat.

I’ve… been okay, lady… How about you?

Long story short, some V.I.P. ‘Joys are M.I.A., and scabie rats ransacked and commandeered my home while I was out of town. //growls under her breath, then sighs// So I’m starting with a slate abraded clean. Just got a new bike, too!

Reaaaaaaaally, now? So what’s been keeping you busy since we spoke last, besides other’s junk? Did you ever make it out to the desert like you wanted to?

Not really as I’m fucking a draculoid on the rarely, sad face. Nothing much, despair, angst, all that vajazzle.

Daaaaaang, so… uh daaang, what’s your situation now then?

and hey

new bike…?

+benjamin-hall

sugar-pil:

Weelllll, sure, it couuuuuld be sexy, but boys ‘er allllll talk. Gotta see it ta believe it, y’know? Can’t ever trust a mannn's word 'cause they ain't nothin' but animals most a' tha time. 

And my theeeeory is that yer a down right babe and I gotta make sure it’s right or that’d just be a damn shame, wouldn’t it?

You wanna see or you wanna see me?

Heh, whatever you say baby

tinyteepee:

Baptiste Humler

iamzeropercent:

"S’too close to the City t’stay out there too long.

//Party grunted, seemingly disinterested. For once, he didn’t want to draw attention to himself. As fun as it was to mess around with an idiot civilian, Party really didn’t want to get himself killed over it. Poison sniffed and then downed the rest of whatever he was drinking, pushing the glass across the bar when he was done and leaning back.//

So…

//He could tell that Hall was jonesing, but Party decided to take a page out of Jet’s book and jerk him around a bit. This was stupid anyway, coming to a bar to fuck around with a Cityboy when he had… Much more appealing somethings at home. Maybe it was just the thrill.//

//His eyes flicker over him, now he was thinking of Silas. Jeez, don’t act too excited, y’know. Though probably after this Silas could act the same. Urgh fuck it, if Hall didn’t get his rocks off that didn’t involve his own hands in one way or another, his dick was going to fall off.//

Well I can tell that you’re absolutely thrilled to be here(.)

//He smiled anyway, his eyes following him back, but if he was going to stick to his rules, for Silas, he’d be getting his rocks off, not his own. He still would enjoy it, fuck his literal kill joy attitude, he’d have fun, he was fidgeting enough.//

So…?

((gonna go to bed

just saying

:u))

Samantha….

artisticzombie:

foreverviolence:

artisticzombie:

foreverviolence:

really?

What?

Kinkiness? To Ben? The king of kinky?

Hey he asked

I said ew I didn’t say I didn’t dig it

stop talking about me

Q

artisticzombie asked:

hey Ben, how have you been?

A

artisticzombie:

benjamin-hall:

I guess you really don’t want me to start saying i’m gonna off myself huh,

I’m good, I guess, debating on getting me some Party cock but y’know, same old same old.

How about you and ~married life?

yea you could say that. 

… that how you kissed and made up?

Q

madame-attaris asked:

Hey, I know that voice! How've you been, Juvie? Happy to see your mouth hasn't already gotten you ghosted <3

A

madame-attaris:

benjamin-hall:

Why would it get me ghosted? Most it gets me is people giving me weird looks or having to tongue at their junk and I don’t mind thaaaat.

I’ve… been okay, lady… How about you?

Last time we spoke, it got you two snapped tibias and a set ‘o wheels. //laughs// But if it’s only getting you fun, I’ll say I’m happy for you.

I’ve been… better, really. At the same time, I’ve been worse. Hopefully we’re sitting now where things can only climb on up.

You still a whiteface desk jocky?

I forgot about that already, jeeeeez that was long long long ago. Before fuckin’ SILAS even, jeeeesus. Nahhh he was a fuckin weirdo and nobody else has been fuckin weirdos so it’s all cool~, my only real enemy is just fart in the wind anyways. So it’s mostly fun.

A-a-and what does that mean?

Nahhh, old news babe.

Q

artisticzombie asked:

hey Ben, how have you been?

A

artisticzombie:

benjamin-hall:

I guess you really don’t want me to start saying i’m gonna off myself huh,

I’m good, I guess, debating on getting me some Party cock but y’know, same old same old.

How about you and ~married life?

hey you wanted to know. 

Now I know you two are kinky as fuck yeah.

It interests me.