Anonymous asked:

YES

calm the fuck down Answer:

my faggot ass is gonna beat you up

Anonymous asked:

No!

calm the fuck down Answer:

y’sure?

so being straight is natural? and being gay isn’t?

Anonymous asked:

Well, it won't make me /bleed/. Fine, so your sweet spot's all natural, but forcing a dick up there isn't. A vagina becomes lubricated for the purpose of just that, the ass doesn't.

calm the fuck down Answer:

would you fuck a woman up the ass?

Anonymous asked:

But why's it up the /ass/? Someone fucked with the construction manual.

calm the fuck down Answer:

i hear if you roll one up and poke it up there it gives you paper cuts??

because there is a god, and he loves each and everyone of us

and anal? is fuckin rad

but you’re ok with fucking with something you pee out of?

you don’t go up to a guy who’s pretty much a fag and then ask for a recommendation on droids and then get all goosey about what they’d recommend

i like robot dick up my butt

i like dick up my butt

i like putting my dick up other people’s butts

it’s just how i roll

Anonymous asked:

Hall, you'd make a good pimp.

calm the fuck down Answer:

I know~

wait what no i wouldn’t i did not confirm nor deny that

Anonymous asked:

I know you gays are flexible, but that's not going to happen.

calm the fuck down Answer:

gays..!

look, sweetest, everybody likes being rodgered up the ass, it’s human biology, there’s a sweet sweet spot that if you poke just right makes ya cum fast

it don’t make you gay like you go to one of the onics because you wanna feel titty or something?

Anonymous asked:

What?

calm the fuck down Answer:

Whaddya mean what?

Anonymous asked:

We had sex and she gave me a blowjob..

calm the fuck down Answer:

Well congratulations kid, that wasn’t hard was it?

Alright;

You won’t get an addiction, you’re just now realising how good sex feels.

Plus I’d go with a Phallus model for the Droid.

Anonymous asked:

Black

calm the fuck down Answer:

urgh

what did you do

specifically