Anonymous asked:

Where have all the bitches gone.

calm the fuck down Answer:

bitches?

fierytheangelsfell:

benjamin-hall:

i keep thinking

what if you put a dildo on the end of an egg whisk instead of those big metal things (what if you shoved THAT up someone’s ass tho dannng guys))

it would spin wouldn’t it

not go back and forth in a thrusting motion

but that could be interesting.

don’t be crazy ben. they barley have 110V of power. you use a power drill.

yeah if i wanted to drill through a SILICONE dildo and kill myself

i’d have to encase it, have a special drill for it or get a metal dildo, weld it… the time consuming possibilities

the egg whisk LOOKS cool, whisk somebody else’s batter if you get what i mean

like uh… steam punk or whatever

fierytheangelsfell

i keep thinking

what if you put a dildo on the end of an egg whisk instead of those big metal things (what if you shoved THAT up someone’s ass tho dannng guys))

it would spin wouldn’t it

not go back and forth in a thrusting motion

but that could be interesting.

Anonymous asked:

why? how's your time precious?

calm the fuck down Answer:

look sweetheart

if you’re not going to indulge me or something then it is wasted frankly.

unless you want me to indulge you then i can get right on that

Anonymous asked:

no hahahahaha no

calm the fuck down Answer:

then quit wasting my time

Anonymous asked:

Maybe you're trapped.

calm the fuck down Answer:

maybe i am

whatcha gonna do about it

~~save me~~~?

Anonymous asked:

You think you deserve entertainment?

calm the fuck down Answer:

Yes

otherwise i will come over there and harass you all until i get some

you think i haven’t heard it before? SAID it before?

URGH!

Anonymous asked:

You're probably naked under all your clothes. You slut.

calm the fuck down Answer:

… this is so old

and yes i am a slut

you’re a slut, slut

this isn’t even funny

how dare you try and entertain me and FAIL

I AM A TREASURE GOD DAMN IT

fuckin act like i am

introduce me to your parents like i’m the best god damn thing you’ve put your dick into

don’t act as if i’m trash

i am a treasure~

but lemme tell you i’m SICK of dealing with straight guys

closeted gays, guys who can’t act like i’m the best god damn dick you’ve had in your mouth, sick of it

i had rd

and then

that asshole man

typical my bf’s like that

urghhhhhhhh i need to get laid

but if you’re faithful to me silas

i will bottom you

like no bottom

has ever bottomed before

i’ll take your breath away sweetcheeks

and fist ya

organise an orgy

and steal my whore-crown back from red

that cheeky punk

and blow him for realsies